Do you suffer from tangled tentacles? Have all other combs let you down? Then summon yourself to your nearest Old One’s Boutique Store. Get the finest comb ever made from our former employees bones. The 2019 Cthulhu Comb version 2! Say goodbye to those tangled days after 300 million years of dormant sleep. You’ll be wowed by the fine line precision real teeth on each part of the comb. Stop by during our Monstervember sale today to get this at the low low price of $1928.00. This sale ends today.
Can’t make it? Stop by tomorrow for a swordfish. We don’t know what it’ll do yet, but stop by.